How To Catch The Man of Your Dreams:

1) Eat alot. All the time.Divert the sins of the mind down the path of indigestion.

2) Invest in a good, reliable astral net.Best woven from newborn dreams. Spare no expenses.

3) Sever romantic connections with all men in the physical plane.The real world fades away but into a trickle of the mind. Such earthly ties dim the luminescence of extra-planar relations. Avoid at all cost.

4) Yield not to your passion.The ethereal persists with desire; what lasts forever must diminish with the completion of your being. Do not let the hole in your soul be sated and you shall gain eternity.

5) Take to flights of fancy.Dance under the starfall of a meteor-rise; tell him the beauty of the gems that are his eyes. Carouse lightly in the dream-mist separating the worlds and survey the limitless horizon on the rings of the galaxy.

6) Do not ask for his number.Should the no-world collapse under the weight of your opalescence, you will find that it is best to leave no strings behind.

6.2) Never be friends.When all is said and done, and should passion fail to ignite; fade away and smile with all the sparkling whiteness in the void of your no-mind.

7) Do not fall asleep.Slumber weakens your gnostic affinity, thus reducing the chances of your meeting a ready dream-man.

Should you find yourself unable to persist in the dreaming world whilst awake, abandon your perceptual system and undress yourself to the moon, keeping in mind that the noise of your breath is a thunderous rancor that must be silenced for the voice of your love to soar.

Vow never to breathe again and you shall reach your dream-man shortly.